" laying on "

 [ "Lay lay" ]

1: The most beautiful girl on earth she has the greatest personality she can be stubborn sometimes but she is the greatest girl on this planet

  * e.g.,  ... Izayah loves Lay lay 

 [ "lay-lay" ]

1: If you're on a lay-lay, you're just relaxing, doing nothing.

  * e.g.,  ... blud, i'm not even on clubbin tonight, mans on a lay-lay 

 [ "lay lay" ]

1: taking a long time to perform arbitary tasks

  * e.g.,  ... when JR says he will be 10 mins and because he is a lay lay he will not be there in 10 mins 

 [ "lay-lay" ]

1: Lazy. Analogous to cray-cray for crazy.

  * e.g.,  ... I have to do both mine and my wife’s share of the chores, because she’s all lay-lay 

 [ "lay lay" ]

1: A terrible illness, sentencing the sufferer to a general inability to commit to a communal plan due to poor time keeping.

  * e.g.,  ... why are we still here blud?, 

 [ "lay lay" ]

2: The main symptoms include thinking that any period of time is only '10 minutes bruv,' and that significant distances of many, many miles can be covered in a matter of minutes whilst driving.

  * e.g.,  ... mans are on a long ting, we're waiting on(insert name, you know who you are...) 

 [ "lay lay" ]

3: Another terrible side effect is the instant mental formation of overseas relatives, who either need or needed to be collected from a local airport, to attempt to excuse their behaviour.

  * e.g.,  ... lay lay?, best bill another zoot then... 

 [ "lay lay" ]

4: The word has its roots in north west london and has significant lineage in the formation of the phrases 'larry longtings'& 'quackyquicktings'.

 [ "lay lay" ]

5: It is also widely accepted in footballing circles, as 'Claude Mak-a-lay lay' in honour of the Paris St Germain and French international midfielder.

 [ "lay lay" ]

6: Damn, I have a lot of spare time today...

 [ "lay-in" ]

1: A term used in prison referring to being given permission by one’s physician or psychologist to not have to leave the cell for a few days for whatever chosen reason.

  * e.g.,  ... I’ve only got the rent-a-phone for the next two days so I got myself a lay-in so I can get in touch with as many family members as possible from the comfort of my rack. 

 [ "lay-in" ]

2: .

 [ "lais" ]

1: a lais is a beautiful, gorgeous , stunning and intelligent woman. she is HOT, her sweet innocent face can fool you but trust me she is a bad bitch. all it takes is for her to find someone that will treat her the way she deserves. lais has an amazing personality ! she can make your heart melt by the sweet and adorable things she says . her body is sooo beautiful . lais will definitely steal your heart .

  * e.g.,  ... damn i want me a lais she fine as fuck 

 [ "Layed" ]

1: Another way of saying my hair looks amazing/perfect girl/Miss Thing.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't be jealous because my hair is layed, hunty. 

 [ "lay-by" ]

1: A place in the road where it is legal to pull over and stop for a short period of time. Also can be used as a place where two consenting adults may participate in sexual acts in a public area.

  * e.g.,  ... Driver: Oh look a lay-by... i'm feeling frisky! 

 [ "Lay" ]

1: A unicorn from EXOplanet which can heal all diseases if he shows his abs.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 : Did you watched the new EXO teaser?